Greenland... USA

Are you having trouble coping with the times? Do you want to find a way to commemorate these absurd unprecedented times we find ourselves in? Well, pick up our Greenland USA hoodie for a great memento for 2026…

Also, if you’re worried about ICE, knocking on your door and being upset at all the empty Taco Bell bags surrounding your residence, answer the door in this Greenland USA hoodie and there’s a good chance the ICE Agent will shake your hand and leave.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Cancel Clothes and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 291 Coxwell Ave. or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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